Monday, June 15, 2009

I will never graduate

Kristen can testify that I have awful blog color schemes. I'm in need of compassionate intervention when I choose the layouts for my blogs. Way back in 1999-2000, when I first started a blog on Diaryland, Kristen gently told me that my purple colors hurt her eyes. Since she was my only reader, I felt obliged to change it to something less...purpley.

No one told me that my current blog colors sucked fucking ass. Not even Kristen. Boo. Not even Haley, who up until last week, had paint samples taped to our living room wall to aid her in her plight to make our apartment look less like a granny flat. Thanks ladies.

In college news, Brooklyn College is royally fucking me over YET AGAIN. After finally finishing up my last class and going through an arduous and time consuming process to reclaim one of my grades, I thought I was at the finish line. I didn't care much about walking in the graduation ceremony. The last time I walked, I needed 4 Meridia diet pills smuggled in an inhaler to get me through that mess. I'm not sure if they would have let me walk since BC has crazy rules about people never participating in a graduation ceremony twice.

But hey, BC has different standards when it comes to fucking people over again and again and again with their grades. This time, I must prove to the registrar that each of the four film genre courses I took covered a different genre. Why is it incumbent upon me to provide THEM with this evidence? Can't they look in a fucking bulletin and find the classes that they programmed?

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

2 comments:

  1. I told you something was TOO PURPLE? I'm shocked! Since I am the girl who has a purple kitchen. But anyway, weren't you having BC graduation issues when we met? Maybe you're just not destined to become an "official" college grad.

    (PS tell Haley that I have paint samples taped up all over the living room, too!!)

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  2. BAHHHHHH!! You are evil. Yes, I was having BC issues way back then, too. I was supposed to have graduated in 2002 :( wahhhhh

    I won't be telling Haley about the paint samples. It will validate the practice in her eyes!

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